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( stay, nothing's real after midnight )

stonehearts

September 2025

				11 Sep 2025
			

"Remember To Clean Thoroughly, Doc" by curingidiocy, stonehearts
Honkai: Star Rail

No Archive Warnings Apply, Aventurine/Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail), Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Top Aventurine/Bottom Ratio, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs

Fresh off an expensive dinner and walk in some of Neo-Tokyo's gardens, Aventurine and Ratio retire to Ratio's room to see if they're as good a match in physical pleasure as they are in all other aspects of their relationship.

				11 Sep 2025
			

Forced Relaxation by curingidiocy, stonehearts
Honkai: Star Rail

No Archive Warnings Apply, Aventurine/Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail), Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Top Aventurine/Bottom Ratio, Anal Sex, Monsterfucking, Sexual Exhaustion

It's not the answer to the problem at hand, but Aventurine knows the best way to get Ratio to stop thinking is to make sure he can't. And hey, he's long accepted that he's got a bit of a size kink -- it's just this time he's not the one that's smaller.

				11 Sep 2025
			

"A Bit of Fun" by curingidiocy, stonehearts
Honkai: Star Rail

No Archive Warnings Apply, Aventurine/Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail), Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Top Ratio/Bottom Aventurine, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex

Needing to get out of his head, Ratio once again turns to Aventurine for an evening of fun. Aventurine is all-to eager to do what he can, but quickly finds out that he got more than he bargained for when faced with all of Ratio's adoration and love.

				11 Sep 2025
			

Help, The Strange Kaiju Pollen Made Me Want to Fuck My Fiancé Nasty Style (vol 1) by curingidiocy, stonehearts
Honkai: Star Rail

No Archive Warnings Apply, Aventurine/Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail), Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Top Ratio/Bottom Aventurine, Anal Sex, Sex Pollen, Sexual Exhaustion

Ratio, a man in his 30s with eight doctorates, has finally encountered something he doesn't know how to handle: being incredibly horny! Acting on overwhelming instinct is the worst thing he can imagine, given that his fiancé is a man who's experienced enough violence in his life already. Yet in spite of his best efforts, Aventurine corners him at his weakest... what happens next will shock and surprise you!

				11 Sep 2025
			

Putting Down the Bet, Taking the Gamble by curingidiocy, stonehearts
Honkai: Star Rail

No Archive Warnings Apply, Aventurine/Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Aventurine (Honkai: Star Rail), Dr. Ratio (Honkai: Star Rail), Memory Loss, AU - Jamjar Game, Requited Unrequited Love, Pining, Getting Together

Waking up with a headache of all headaches but no heavy drinking the night before, Aventurine finds himself in possession of a mysterious storage device. Confronted with pictures, videos, and text messages of a relationship with Ratio on a planet Aventurine doesn't recognize he's left to wonder if such a thing is possible with his Ratio. And if it is, how to convince the man to give it a try themselves.

CODING

rodimus

🌱 rng 1-100 or pick a prompt below
🌱 slap a number and someone from my muselist in the subject
🌱 write a starter, or leave the comment blank and i'll come up with something


commenter tucks hair out of requested character's face.
commenter offers requested character a bite from their fork.
commenter places their feet / legs in requested character's lap.
commenter offers requested character an earbud to share their music.
commenter comforts requested character in the aftermath of a nightmare.
commenter gives requested character company in the hospital.
commenter wraps their arms around a hysterical requested character to calm them.
commenter shows up at requested character's home late at night.
commenter falls asleep leaning against requested character.
commenter wields a weapon at requested character.

commenter runs their fingers through requested character's hair.
commenter invites requested character to dance.
commenter takes a picture/video of requested character.
commenter places their head in requested character's lap.
commenter and requested character make eye contact across a busy room.
commenter pushes requested character against a wall to kiss them.
commenter and requested character cook together.
commenter comes to requested character after being injured.
commenter sits in requested character's lap.
commenter lifts requested character's chin, invoking eye contact.

commenter overtakes requested character in combat.
commenter finds requested character injured/bloodied.
commenter straightens an article of requested character's clothes.
commenter crawls into bed with requested character.
commenter rolls their eyes at requested character.
commenter lights requested character's cigarette/joint.
commenter is caught wearing requested character's clothes.
commenter strikes requested character with a pillow.
commenter writes a note on requested character's skin: [ note ]
commenter wraps a blanket around requested character's shoulders.

commenter runs and jumps into requested character's arms.
commenter shoves requested character out of anger.
commenter hovers over requested character's shoulder as they complete a task.
commenter is found by requested character somewhere they shouldn't be.
commenter curls up against requested character in their sleep.
commenter is found drunk by requested character.
commenter throws an item of sentiment bitterly at requested character.
commenter joins requested character in the shower.
commenter is caught following requested character.
commenter traces one of requested character's scars/bruises.

commenter twines their fingers with requested character's.
commenter barges into requested character's home unannounced.
commenter kicks requested character's shin beneath a table.
commenter aggressively shoves past requested character.
commenter kisses requested character's forehead/cheek.
commenter pulls requested character out of harm's way.
commenter is found sobbing by requested character.
commenter locks requested character out of their room.
commenter brings requested character coffee / tea in the morning.
commenter rests their forehead against requested character's.

commenter plays a song for requested character that reminds them of them: [ song ]
commenter takes a punch / stab / bullet meant for requested character.
commenter buys requested character a drink at a bar.
commenter needs requested character's help getting in the bath.
commenter and requested character cross paths in the kitchen late at night.
commenter twists requested character's arm behind their back.
commenter winks at requested character.
commenter is found collapsed by requested character.
commenter prevents an injured requested character from getting up.
commenter claps a hand over requested character's mouth to silence them.

commenter cages requested character against a wall/the floor with their arms.
commenter storms away from requested character during an argument.
commenter is found by requested character sleeping in requested character's bed.
commenter applies/touches up requested character's makeup.
commenter throws requested character into a wall during combat.
commenter dances sensually with requested character.
commenter strikes requested character across the face.
commenter places their hand on requested character's leg while driving.
commenter pulls a chair out from under requested character.
commenter catches requested character's wrist when they turn to leave.

commenter leaves an intimate mark on requested character.
commenter beats requested character in a video game.
commenter and requested character stand in stunned silence after a fight.
commenter cares for requested character while they're sick.
commenter and requested character go on a hike.
commenter is caught snooping in requested character's things.
commenter and requested character cuddle while watching television.
commenter throws something aggressively at requested character.
commenter creeps up behind requested character to scare them.
commenter and requested character go shopping together.

commenter helps requested character dye / style their hair.
commenter draws requested character into a kiss by the back of their neck.
commenter is discovered having a panic attack by requested character.
commenter accidentally injures requested character during sparring.
commenter grabs requested character roughly by the hair.
commenter brings requested character to their knees during combat.
commenter shows requested character evidence of a lie they told.
commenter winks seductively / mockingly at requested character.
commenter yells at requested character to put their hands in the air.
commenter helps requested character patch up a wound.

commenter holds requested character as they cry.
commenter silently and angrily points requested character towards the door.
commenter gestures for requested character to sit down.
commenter pulls requested character into their lap.
commenter cradles requested character's face.
commenter tackles requested character out of the way of danger.
commenter has hidden an injury from requested character, and requested character finds out.
commenter confronts requested character about their unhealthy behavior.
commenter proposes to requested character.
wildcard! make up your own scenario.

rodimus

select character, request character, receive starter. or leave me a starter i don't particularly care either way.

omnisciate

		Texting memes, now in a cooler, musebox friendly format. Feel free to drop any text, note, letter, postcard, or picture under whatever character. Genuinely the sky is the limit. Passive aggressive post-it war on the fridge? Let's go. If you don't see the character you want to harass then uh, let me know and I'll put them up.  
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stonehearts

selkie au

characters:

ratio & aventurine

up in scotland's northern islands marine biologist doctor veritas ratio has been researching the local harbor seal population on the dime of the ipc. his favorite golden hued seal likes keeping him company when he's on the beach, and sometimes he looks out the window of his cabin at night and swears he sees a man out there with a familiar shade of blonde hair. it's probably nothing.

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omnisciate

fox + goblin au

characters:

fu xuan & jing yuan

fu xuan - a huli jing - attempts to bargain with the spirit that dwells upon the tallest mountain surrounding a spiritually rich valley after he kidnaps her. they both get more than they thought they would, and jing yuan finally realizes what it's like to be bossed around. he's into it.

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stonehearts

student + teacher au

characters:

ratio & aventurine

aventurine meets and fucks a handsome stranger at a bar the night before his last year in undergrad. only to find out the next day that the man is doctor vertias ratio, his advanced economics professor and a man who's impossible to please as a student. that's never stopped aventurine before, and he sets out on a mission to become ratio's personal headache and secret boyfriend.

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tv taught me how to feel

now real life has no appeal

Links

Custom Text

Sticky: muselist

sky and ammay's golden ratio syn archive post

nonverbal prompts; open post

call me out (2025)

ic inbox; open post

→ stay here for a while for this and show me love

→ i can't resist the way we touch

→ don't my looks just say "hey, I'm a winner at the game"