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[omnisciate]

Texting memes, now in a cooler, musebox friendly format. Feel free to drop any text, note, letter, postcard, or picture under whatever character. Genuinely the sky is the limit. Passive aggressive post-it war on the fridge? Let's go. If you don't see the character you want to harass then uh, let me know and I'll put them up. ■

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kaveh

[archiholic]

Kaveh
Canon • AUs • Game AUs

→ gen ✅ shipping ✅

mechanic au, pre girlfriend break up??

[notionalism]

You can just ask me to flex, you know.

yessssss

[archiholic]

YOU'RE the one copying all of my snapchats, so why bother asking when I can just get you to do it all by yourself?

[notionalism]

Because it's just easier to ask?

[archiholic]

pretty sure it takes the same amount of effort

[notionalism]

No, it doesn't.

[archiholic]

yes it does. watch this

( sending him another snapchat of kaveh's (pathetic) attempt at flexing )

[notionalism]

[ just sends one back with a flat stare, from his eyes up. ]

[archiholic]

[archiholic]

you bastard, you're breaking away from the established pattern of behavior to be an asshole!

u know what this is

[notionalism]

Where is the wine I was hiding under the sink?

heck YEAH

[archiholic]

the bigger question is why were you hiding it? it's not some commentary about how much I drink, is it? you KNOW I've been drinking less!

[notionalism]

So you did drink it.

[archiholic]

it was wine, it was in our house, was I not supposed to drink it when we're all out?

[notionalism]

That's why it was hidden.

[archiholic]

you should have said something! like "Kaveh, don't drink this bottle of wine" or "I've bought this for a special occasion so don't drink it yet"

speaking of
why did you hide it in the first place?

[notionalism]

because i bought it for someone else and i didn't want you to drink it.

[archiholic]

you bought it for someone? that isn’t me?? who??

@notionalism

[archiholic]

Alhaitham, I need you for a second. I want to reprogram something in Mehrak.

[notionalism]

and you need me for that?

[archiholic]

Of course I need you for that, I wouldn't ask if I didn't-- ( ugh. MOVING ON. ) I was thinking it's about time that Mehrak recognized your voice, too.

[notionalism]

she already does.

[archiholic]

I refuse to believe your mere presence has corrupted her to that extent. If she does it's as an extension of my own instructions and a constant presence near her, not as an independent actor who's commands she's designed to follow.

[notionalism]

i see.
too bad. i will be home at 5, like usual.

[archiholic]

Are you seriously telling me that you're not going to jump at a chance to leave early