apocryphals | ic inbox; open post

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ic inbox; open post

		Texting memes, now in a cooler, musebox friendly format. Feel free to drop any text, note, letter, postcard, or picture under whatever character. Genuinely the sky is the limit. Passive aggressive post-it war on the fridge? Let's go. If you don't see the character you want to harass then uh, let me know and I'll put them up.  
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flex?

[ no response. ]

see! I knew you weren't going to do it, you absolutely horrible man--

I flexed.

you ass you KNOW I meant somewhere I could see it!

[ The sound of a bedroom door opening. Footsteps. Alhaitham clears his throat; when Kaveh is paying attention, he flexes, turns, and walks back to his room, shutting the door. ]

Edited 2024-12-31 05:37 (UTC)

you are the worst person on this planet and I can't believe I am attr

I can't believe I am rooming with you

This is what you asked?

most people would understand that, with context, the request should be fulfilled over snapchat

And if you're not paying attention to your phone?

then I'll see it when I look at my phone next?

By then the moment has passed, and you didn't see me do it.

then you could just do it again

And we return to the beginning of the conversation.

you should come in here and flex again since we’re back at the beginning

[ a snap of alhaitham's raised eyebrow ]

( saved. it’s a good shot of him! )

could you come and flex in front of me again?

no. i'm comfortable.

you—!!!

[ sent: selfie of alhaitham shirtless, laying on his bed with a book. he's wearing his glasses and he looks annoyed. ]

see?

( ... shirtless. he's saving that, too. what? he's just a simple man, alright, he's not looking a gift photo in the mouth. )

you're impossible

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